Thanks for the movie date last night. Want to hang out tonight?
2 hours later
Hey I just found out this cool new band is playing at Mercury tonight @ 8pm. Wanna go?
So is that a yes? [Insert cool emoticon that makes sense here.]
Sure. After 🎶 then 🍔🍟 & 🍆👅💦
Okay…sounds great! The only thing is, I’m allergic to eggplants. I’m guessing the other thing means getting ice cream & going swimming? Do you have a pool?
Should I bring a swim suit for the 🏊? LOL. I’m not really good at this emoticon stuff.
Okay…so are we still on for a late night ice cream run and swimming after the local concert?
😣 Do I need 2 spell it out 4 u?!😈
Please do. I don’t usually date younger men so I’m a little confused about this whole EMOJIS thing.
*sends dick pic* 🍆
Please delete my number. You obviously don’t care about my health. Oh and gross.
I’ve been drinking with friends tonight so this is the best I could come up with while a little intoxicated. I read over this TEN TIMES so there shouldn’t be any mistakes. I hate emojis, btw. I only use them ironically. SO THERE.